Examples of CNY silly questions

Eh Wen Yuan ah, where are you studying now ah?
=.= NTU...(I thought you asked me last year?)

What course are you studying?
=.= =.= Maths...(I thought you also asked me this last year?)

Are you staying "hostel"?
=.= :$ It is called Hall, not hostel. And yes, I stay Hall. (I thought you asked me last year and I specifically told you it is called Hall and not hostel? If you are not going to listen why you ask me so much?)

Oh...you study maths ah? Then after you grad where are you going to work ah? What can a maths degree do? (This is the ultimate irritating question.)
We can go almost everywhere. And excuse me, I need to study now.

You got girlfriend or not?
(It's none of your business. Fuck off.) Well...that is a very sensitive question. As you know I stay Hall, and the culture of Hall is such that we generally do not discuss these (traffic lights) issues with our elders. I say no, but I would say so even if I have one or have one coming my way. (If I am green, does it matter? If I am yellow, can you help? If I am red, this is our privacy. Just do your own work. You are not licenced to listen to this.)

Are you busy?
Yes. (Obviously I am, I am even bringing in my notes to study. But I pray hard that you dun go telling your children "Look at Wen Yuan he is so hardworking you all should learn from him." Then I will be a real sinner indeed.)

(To children)"Look at Wen Yuan he is so hardworking, CNY still studying, you all should learn from him and do your assignments / assessments / tutorials / TYS here as well."
Fuck you. (What I mean is that if they really go and pressurize their children using me, I will really interfere and scold fuck if I have to. I seriously hate this type of parents and this is wrong.)