Fundamental Theorem of Talking Cock

For any x in the real world, if x is in the empty set, x is anything in the world.

Proof:

To prove me wrong, first find an x that is in the empty set. It is impossible to do so. Since you can't, therefore you can't prove that I am wrong. QED.

Application:

SPMS DND Question: Hypothetically, if you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why?
SPMS Queen answered: I would be a swan etc.
I would have answered: It doesn't matter. I can be any animal, real or imaginary, for any reason, and it will still be correct. By the Fundamental Theorem of Talking Cock, the statement is vacuously true.