Friday, July 31, 2009

Self Written Flavour Text for Magic Cards

Mirri, Cat Warrior: Mirri has a long tail that pranksters will love to pull. But those who try tries her sword and her speed.

Alt (Mirri) : Ouch! Who pulled my tail! Mirri turned and shouted to the prankster she just beheaded.

Endless Wurm: Yeah, I know you are stuck in the drain, but can you please tell me how long you are, at least roughly, so that I know how to get you out of there? Thanks.

Worldgorger Dragon: The Worldgorger Dragon's body is an excellent shield against a nuclear bomb.

Cho Manno: Cho Chang is beautiful. Cho Manno is powerful.

Black Lotus: I wonder why it is called Black Lotus when it can produce any colour mana. Maybe we should rename it Rainbow Lotus instead.

Alt (Black Lotus) : I wonder whether it can produce purple mana?

Ancestral Recall: Now let's see, where did I leave that Black Lotus?

Enlightened Tutor: Shit. I stored all my memories in my Memory Jar and now I can't remember where I put it.

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