Hall Idiom - Kailing will carry cat

From now on, when inspiration calls, I will write down some idioms that I ownself invented.

These idioms will be a series of expressions / similes / metaphors etc that are mostly based on people or events around Hall or sometimes school.

Kailing will carry cat from now on will mean "it is impossible". This follows from Kailing's extreme phobia towards cats and the fact that she will never carry one.

An older idiom says "the sow will climb tree", and is usually formatted as "If so and so can be relied on, a sow will climb trees". I dun like to open mouth close mouth pig, so a more artistic way will be "If so and so can be relied on, Kailing will carry cat."

I hope Kailing doesn't kill me. (:

Xiaolongnu